I just looked at myself in the bathroom mirror and had to laugh.
You know how a mechanic’s hands get covered in grease, a surgeon’s hands get covered in blood, and the gardener’s hands are stained with green?
Well… I am currently covered in lots of spit-up, dusted with flour & cocoa, sprinkled with mud, sticky from waterproof spray, fuzzy with loads of dog hair, and there are drips of sweat on my brow.
Oh yeah, and I have coffee spilled down my front.
Guess what MY job description is!? 😉
Also… has anyone else ever done two loads of laundry before realizing you’ve forgotten to add the soap?!